[pct-l] Libido and the Hiker

[Reinhold Metzger]

Tortoise,
You are 100% correct, safety of our hikers has to be the of the utmost
importance.
I will therefore dedicate ''chapter 1'' to identifying toxic plants and
dangerous and unsuitable locations  to make sure the hikers ultimate
wilderness experience will be a memorable & pleasant experience.
I will accordingly name ''chapter  1''       SAFE  SEX  IN THE  WILDERNESS.

JMT Reinhold
Safe sex in the wilderness advocate

----- Original Message -----
From: "Tortoise" <Tortoise73 at charter.net>
To: "Reinhold Metzger" <reinholdmetzger at cox.net>
Cc: <pct-l at backcountry.net>
Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 4:54 PM
Subject: Re: [pct-l] Libido and the Hiker


> Reinhold,
>
> Very very important ! ! ! ! !
> Especially in these days of almost unlimited liability.
>
> First chapter should be on identifying poison oak and other noxious and
> toxic plants so your readers can identify and avoid the plants as well
> as embarrassing rashes and other ailments in unmentionable parts of
> one's anatomy.  Emphasis the dangers so some naive couple in the heat of
> passion doesn't get into something else they shouldn't -- like a poison
> oak patch.
>
>
> ----------
> Tortoise
>
> <> He who finishes last, wins! <>
>
> I switched to Mac OSX rather than fight Windows
> Using Mozilla Thunderbird  http://www.mozilla.org/products/thunderbird/
>
> Reinhold Metzger wrote:
> > Trekker 4,
> > Don't talk like that to a sweet &  innocent little girl like
''Tarvalee''.
> > SEE!!!.......You are making her blush......shame on you, you big
brute!!!!
> >
> > I can see from your blunt & forward advances you really need to brush up
and
> > polish your method of getting to first base with the girls.
> > Obviously you have not been very successful in the past, which would
explain
> > your frantic, but unsuccessful search for my book '' Sex In The
> > Wilderness.''
> > I apologize or not pointing out that ''Sex In The Wilderness'' is a work
in
> > progress and has not yet been published. I can see, however, from the
great
> > interest it has created that I must expend all my energy to completing
this
> > book as soon as possible, so the first edition will be available for the
> > class of 2007 kick-off.
> > It will be a must for every PCT thru-hiker..... it will be like a
> > backpackers bible.....hand in hand with yogi's  PCT Guide Book
backpackers
> > will have all the information to deal with anything that may confront
them
> > on the trail.
> >
> > P.S. Trekker 4,  I think you should apologize to Tarvalee and send her
some
> > roses.
> >
> > JMT Reinhold
> > Author, of soon to be published, ''Sex In The Wilderness'' how to do it
on
> > the trail, off the trail, in the bushes, in the bivy sack and  99  other
> > ways
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: Trekker4 at aol.com
> > To: Hiker97 at aol.com ; reinholdmetzger at cox.net ; Tarvalee at aol.com ;
> > pct-l at backcountry.net
> > Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 8:51 AM
> > Subject: Re: [pct-l] Libido and the Hiker
> >
> >
> >     Catching up on my emails, I soon discovered that every response to
> > Switchback's original Libido and the Hiker post was posted twice. What
does
> > this mean? Deleting the duplicates still left a lot of reading and
study,
> > but long before I finished my dirty mind had formulated new names for
the
> > acronym PCT.
> >     Bighummel, I sure don't remember any such fine print. Perhaps at
your
> > next Bylaws Meeting you can change that rule from prudish to purient.
> >     When I got to Reinhold's first post, I rushed to my large
backpacking
> > and outdoor library, over 20 ft worth, assuming he wrote the book Sex in
the
> > Outdoors, found in the Basics section of my library. Alas, that book was
> > writen by Buck Tilton (Backpacker Magazine columnist) and Robert Rose,
MD
> > (to assist in identifying rashes from unknown PCT vegitation, I guess).
Upon
> > discovering that serious deficit in my library, I rushed to Amazon.com
(but
> > checked PCTA first -  see my previous post today) to remedy the defect.
A
> > title search gave 88 hits, but not Reihold's book; an author search gave
0
> > hits. I'm deeply disappointed; perhaps the book is privately published,
is
> > an ebook, or is too risque for even Amazon; so I trust that Reinhold
will
> > elighten us as to how to obtain such a classic.
> >     I'm quite jealous of those who live in CA, WA, or OR, and can
actually,
> > and somewhat conveniently, test the various theories put forth recently.
> > Those of us living further away can only wait, wonder, and watch?
Perhaps
> > someone will post videos - off the PCT-L please.
> >     Uh, Tarvalee, are you, uh, busy next spring? I can see that you're
shy
> > and inhibited, but I, would really like to get to know you better; and,
uh,
> > can I wear my Dirty Girl gaiters to bed?
> >
> > Bob "Trekker"
> > Big Bend Desert Denizen
> > Naturalized Citizen - Republic of Texas
> >
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