[pct-l] Libido and the Hiker

Reinhold Metzger reinholdmetzger at cox.net
Fri Sep 29 16:19:04 CDT 2006

Trekker 4,
Don't talk like that to a sweet &  innocent little girl like ''Tarvalee''.
SEE!!!.......You are making her blush......shame on you, you big brute!!!!

I can see from your blunt & forward advances you really need to brush up and
polish your method of getting to first base with the girls.
Obviously you have not been very successful in the past, which would explain
your frantic, but unsuccessful search for my book '' Sex In The
I apologize or not pointing out that ''Sex In The Wilderness'' is a work in
progress and has not yet been published. I can see, however, from the great
interest it has created that I must expend all my energy to completing this
book as soon as possible, so the first edition will be available for the
class of 2007 kick-off.
It will be a must for every PCT thru-hiker..... it will be like a
backpackers bible.....hand in hand with yogi's  PCT Guide Book  backpackers
will have all the information to deal with anything that may confront them
on the trail.

P.S. Trekker 4,  I think you should apologize to Tarvalee and send her some

JMT Reinhold
Author, of soon to be published, ''Sex In The Wilderness'' how to do it on
the trail, off the trail, in the bushes, in the bivy sack and  99  other
----- Original Message -----
From: Trekker4 at aol.com
To: Hiker97 at aol.com ; reinholdmetzger at cox.net ; Tarvalee at aol.com ;
pct-l at backcountry.net
Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 8:51 AM
Subject: Re: [pct-l] Libido and the Hiker

    Catching up on my emails, I soon discovered that every response to
Switchback's original Libido and the Hiker post was posted twice. What does
this mean? Deleting the duplicates still left a lot of reading and study,
but long before I finished my dirty mind had formulated new names for the
acronym PCT.
    Bighummel, I sure don't remember any such fine print. Perhaps at your
next Bylaws Meeting you can change that rule from prudish to purient.
    When I got to Reinhold's first post, I rushed to my large backpacking
and outdoor library, over 20 ft worth, assuming he wrote the book Sex in the
Outdoors, found in the Basics section of my library. Alas, that book was
writen by Buck Tilton (Backpacker Magazine columnist) and Robert Rose, MD
(to assist in identifying rashes from unknown PCT vegitation, I guess). Upon
discovering that serious deficit in my library, I rushed to Amazon.com (but
checked PCTA first -  see my previous post today) to remedy the defect. A
title search gave 88 hits, but not Reihold's book; an author search gave 0
hits. I'm deeply disappointed; perhaps the book is privately published, is
an ebook, or is too risque for even Amazon; so I trust that Reinhold will
elighten us as to how to obtain such a classic.
    I'm quite jealous of those who live in CA, WA, or OR, and can actually,
and somewhat conveniently, test the various theories put forth recently.
Those of us living further away can only wait, wonder, and watch? Perhaps
someone will post videos - off the PCT-L please.
    Uh, Tarvalee, are you, uh, busy next spring? I can see that you're shy
and inhibited, but I, would really like to get to know you better; and, uh,
can I wear my Dirty Girl gaiters to bed?

Bob "Trekker"
Big Bend Desert Denizen
Naturalized Citizen - Republic of Texas

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